Original Date posted: Thu, 18 September 2003 02:56:06
Post: In a new movie round up event of the century world display series look upon with glory article, we see some new developments. But not really.
Firstly, as you may know, the new Kill Bill trailer is up at apple.com, it looks so very good. Secondly I have heard that Underworld is bad and has no "fun parts" - i.e. one long cerebral bore.
This morning I saw an exclusive few clips from the upcoming Thunderbirds live action movie; they showed the incomplete CG stages of thunderbrids two and three - in particular thunderbird two coming in to land opposite Big Ben, it looked so fantastic. One because I am british and two, because I love thunderbirds. Release date is scheduled for July 2004.
Silent Hill. The movie. Yes, these are the rumors;
"Konami's Silent Hill franchise will be brought to the big screen by Samuel Hadida, producer of True Romance, and his company Davis Films Sarl. Christophe Gans (Brotherhood of the Wolf) will direct the movie. The Silent Hill franchise has combined sales of over four million copies in Japan, Europe and the United States. The company has not yet stated when the movie will hit theaters."
We also have the upcoming Resident Evil 2. Hollywood again cashing in on others' success. It has potential but it will most likely be squandered.
The hollywood analogy: There once was a river (hollywood), in this river were fish (these represent ideas). There were many varieties of fish, from trout to angel fish, yes it was a special river. The river was the premium supply for food and entertainment in the surrounding villages. The fish were caught by the fishermen and taken home to their families, where everyone enjoyed a fish either as a meal or a pet. Of course some tasted bad, some were evil and some just died but overall it was good. People enjoyed a respectable percentage of the fish. However, one day, a greedy farmer used too much fertilizer on his crops, this fertilizer seeped into the river and affected the growth of algae. The algae grew and grew, soon enough covering the surface of the river. No more sunlight. Consequently, all the nice fish died; the only ones surviving the onslaught being deep sea creatures that are ugly and pathetic (some would say "special in their own little way"). Now these are all the fishermen catch, the ones that still fish that is. And when taken home, the fish are used only to generate foul smells in plots of revenge against evil neighbours. Thus, few enjoy the fish and until the greedy farmer stops, there will remain a lack of decent fish for catching. Attempts have been made at cloning the nice fish, but the clones turn out wrong and they are never themselves unique. Others have tried dressing up the evil fish to make them look nicer, but the taste and smell are still deathly. Some weird ones have even tried to resurrect the dead fish, in hopes for a return to former glory. On the whole, all attempts have failed. So my friends; we must rise up and kill the evil farmer, so we can enjoy our tuna, salmon, trout, kipper and puffer fish baguettes once again.
I think that pretty much sums it up.
Post: In a new movie round up event of the century world display series look upon with glory article, we see some new developments. But not really.
Firstly, as you may know, the new Kill Bill trailer is up at apple.com, it looks so very good. Secondly I have heard that Underworld is bad and has no "fun parts" - i.e. one long cerebral bore.
This morning I saw an exclusive few clips from the upcoming Thunderbirds live action movie; they showed the incomplete CG stages of thunderbrids two and three - in particular thunderbird two coming in to land opposite Big Ben, it looked so fantastic. One because I am british and two, because I love thunderbirds. Release date is scheduled for July 2004.
Silent Hill. The movie. Yes, these are the rumors;
"Konami's Silent Hill franchise will be brought to the big screen by Samuel Hadida, producer of True Romance, and his company Davis Films Sarl. Christophe Gans (Brotherhood of the Wolf) will direct the movie. The Silent Hill franchise has combined sales of over four million copies in Japan, Europe and the United States. The company has not yet stated when the movie will hit theaters."
We also have the upcoming Resident Evil 2. Hollywood again cashing in on others' success. It has potential but it will most likely be squandered.
The hollywood analogy: There once was a river (hollywood), in this river were fish (these represent ideas). There were many varieties of fish, from trout to angel fish, yes it was a special river. The river was the premium supply for food and entertainment in the surrounding villages. The fish were caught by the fishermen and taken home to their families, where everyone enjoyed a fish either as a meal or a pet. Of course some tasted bad, some were evil and some just died but overall it was good. People enjoyed a respectable percentage of the fish. However, one day, a greedy farmer used too much fertilizer on his crops, this fertilizer seeped into the river and affected the growth of algae. The algae grew and grew, soon enough covering the surface of the river. No more sunlight. Consequently, all the nice fish died; the only ones surviving the onslaught being deep sea creatures that are ugly and pathetic (some would say "special in their own little way"). Now these are all the fishermen catch, the ones that still fish that is. And when taken home, the fish are used only to generate foul smells in plots of revenge against evil neighbours. Thus, few enjoy the fish and until the greedy farmer stops, there will remain a lack of decent fish for catching. Attempts have been made at cloning the nice fish, but the clones turn out wrong and they are never themselves unique. Others have tried dressing up the evil fish to make them look nicer, but the taste and smell are still deathly. Some weird ones have even tried to resurrect the dead fish, in hopes for a return to former glory. On the whole, all attempts have failed. So my friends; we must rise up and kill the evil farmer, so we can enjoy our tuna, salmon, trout, kipper and puffer fish baguettes once again.
I think that pretty much sums it up.
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